The joke thread!

[swt_juice_34]

joke of the day .(balls or guts)

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:




GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatso.' '

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death

[SUPREMEBEEYATCH]

:laugh:TOO FUNNY :laugh:I GOT A GOOD 1:nerd:A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."
"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"
The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."

[swt_juice_34]

damn good one ms bitch .

[sexynikki]

oooooooooo sis you mess girly:laugh:

Originally Posted by swt_juice_34

damn good one ms bitch .

[swt_juice_34]

o sis i got it from u .

[sexynikki]

i know i know i know "laughs"

Originally Posted by swt_juice_34

o sis i got it from u .

[bricksangels]

BOODA::

[SUPREMEBEEYATCH]

I LOVE DOIN THESE JOKES THEYRE DRAMA FREE ITS GOES LIKE THIS:nerd: Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?

The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a Little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.

The redhead is elevated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner dates.

The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes the door and creeps out of her house.

The next day, the brunette and the redhead talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!"

[swt_juice_34]

o good blonde joke ms bitch . and yes it is drama free thats the way i like it . here goes one .

DEAF SEX

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they
find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the
lights out since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read.

After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings,
the wife figures out a solution. She writes, "Honey, why don't we
agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to
have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast
two times."

The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife
if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis
one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two
hundred and fifty times

[sexynikki]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooogirl you a mess

Originally Posted by SUPREMEBEEYATCH

I LOVE DOIN THESE JOKES THEYRE DRAMA FREE ITS GOES LIKE THIS:nerd: Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?

The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a Little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.

The redhead is elevated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner dates.

The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes the door and creeps out of her house.

The next day, the brunette and the redhead talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!"