[lakota]

Subject:How the fight started





This is how the fight started...

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at

3 o'clockin the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman,
sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man
'Holy Shit! That must be my husband!'

So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped

out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground,
ran through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to

his car. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom
and screamed at the woman 'I AM your husband, you slut!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah??? Then why were you running....you Son of a Bitch !!!'

And that folks............is how the fight started.

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[Jasminesmom]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[lakota]

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, "What are you doing?"

She answers, "I'm moving to Nevada . I heard that the prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year

[Jasminesmom]

let me go find some good jokes :) :spinny:

[sexynikki]

A guy is horny a hell - but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00, and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it. She says "I'm sorry, but that will only cover the rent for ten minutes, and none of my hookers work for free!" The guy gets the room, but has nothing to fuck. He looks out on the ledge of the building and sees a pigeon. Quietly, he opens the window, grabs the poor bird and just fucks the living shit out of it. Satisfied, he goes home.Next week, he returns to the whorehouse, with his pay cheque. He says to the Madame, "I got lots of money now...give me a hooker!". The Madame replies "All of them are busy now, why don't you go to the peep show and get yourself in the mood?". The guy does, and is enjoying the show, when he turns to the guy next to him and says, "Hey, these chicks really know what they're doing huh?", The guy responds, "Yeah, but you should have been here last week, there was this guy fucking a pigeon!"

[SUPREMEBEEYATCH]

GURL I LAUGHED:laugh: SO HARD WHEN I READ THIS! HERES 1 FOR YALL:nerd:....

A 13 year old boy came home all happy.
His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?"
"Oh i had sex with my teacher," he said calmly.
The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home.
When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son...he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!"
The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs.
He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.
The dad said, "son im so proud of u im going to get you that bike you have wanted."
They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied,
"Nah dad my bum is still sore." :eek:

[sexynikki]

Originally Posted by SUPREMEBEEYATCH

GURL I LAUGHED:laugh: SO HARD WHEN I READ THIS! HERES 1 FOR YALL:nerd:....

A 13 year old boy came home all happy.
His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?"
"Oh i had sex with my teacher," he said calmly.
The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home.
When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son...he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!"
The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs.
He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.
The dad said, "son im so proud of u im going to get you that bike you have wanted."
They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied,
"Nah dad my bum is still sore." :eek:

see you know what bunny lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo see...

[Dre]

A Man and His Wife Have Sex in the Dark the Entire time they been together
Finally The wife Can't take it She wants to see so She turns the light on just to see Her husband With a Fake D*$k . She turns LOOKS at him and Says " SUP WITH THE FAKE D*$k" He LOOKS right Back at her Ass and says " SUP WITH THE KIDS B*$ch"

[sexynikki]

Originally Posted by Dre

A Man and His Wife Have Sex in the Dark the Entire time they been together
Finally The wife Can't take it She wants to see so She turns the light on just to see Her husband With a Fake D*$k . She turns LOOKS at him and Says " SUP WITH THE FAKE D*$k" He LOOKS right Back at her Ass and says " SUP WITH THE KIDS B*$ch"

lmaooooooooooooooooo dre hell to the nah!!!!!!!!! One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.

When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."

She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."

The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."

She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."

Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"

The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."

The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.

The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"

He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!"

The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"